A fly. Yes. You read right. A fly!!! Bloody thing. Basically, what happened was, I was asleep… and then I kept feeling a fluttering around my face. Woke up, brushed it away, went back to sleep a few times. Woke up again by a fluttering on my face, looked around me and saw a fly buzzing around the bedroom. Tried to go back to sleep again, but it landed on my face once more. This kept happening till I lost my patience and opened the bedroom door and went to the loo. Left the bedroom door open and climbed back in bed – wasn’t bothered again. But could I go back to sleep? No. Before long it was time to get up for work.

Bizarre or what?