Yes, I know, I know. I’m a terrible blogger, a shitty entertainer and inconsiderate to all my fans. Why? ‘Cos I’ve not posted in a little while – oops.

I’ve just run out of things to say (hard to believe I know). My life is sort of in a limbo at the moment, and I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. I won’t go into too much detail here, just in case it jinxes things; needless to say, my life could be about to change, again (!).

Ahh, I can see what’s going through all your minds at this moment:

1) “He’s breaking up with Rachel?!”
2) “He’s selling the house? Poor mite can’t afford the mortgage – awwh what a shame!”
3) “Wedding plans going down the pan? Eek!”
4) “Has someone died?! Gulp!”
5) etc.

I can reassure you that it’s none of those things, so rest easy. Just be patient, you’ll find out after Thursday.

Update: You won’t be finding out what’s getting my goat at the moment until the end of the month! What fun, another 3 weeks of being stuck in a limbo!