Back due to popular demand, the sound of a bath:
tinkle, whiiiiizzzzzzzzzz, gulp, rustle, oomph, glug, whoosh, schpurfff-schlopp, glug, whoosh, oomph, bzzzzzz, silence
Translation:
tinkle - beginnings of water running
whiiiiizzzzzzzzzz - sound of water running
gulp - sound of tap stopping
rustle - sound of taking clothes off
oomph - getting in/out bath
glug - dunking self into water
whoosh - getting into upright position
schpurfff-schlopp – applying shampoo/gel
bzzzzzz - sound of drying self with towel
right – let me test, i’ll bring out a recorder, have a bath, and compare. i trust the recording’ll not reveal anything embarrassing.. like those involving gas?